Are you Half-Assing Life? You get an award!!

So the other day I browsing the Internet for shit that I don’t need and one thing led to another and I stumbled upon this kick ass little etsy shop, The Heirloom Tomatoes. Chelsey Hill runs this shop and creates ribbons for the adult in us that needs to hear some encouraging words. Ever want a pat on the back for putting on a bra? How bout a fucking ribbon?! That’s what I’m talking about. 

Chelsey runs her shop out of Columbus Ohio where she also hosts theNot Your Mama’s Craft Market

These Adult Awards are awesome. I’m sure these are goals I actually reach, and dammit, I deserve a ribbon! Even if it is just an honorable mention for adulting. 

Chelsey should be Humble Like Kanye (yes, she has a ribbon!!) about creating these kick ass ribbons. I’m totally gifting these appropriately to my friends this Christmas! 

These are going to make wicked consolation prizes to hand out as all my friends walk-of-shame their asses home after my New Years party. I’ve got this all planned out. 

You need to check Chelsey and TheHeirloomTomatoes on etsy, get yourself a ribbon for putting on pants, because, by gosh, you deserve it!! 


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