71% of Parents Rely on Smart Technology

As we speak, my two smaller terrorists are doing the Hokey Pokey Shake in my living room thanks to my constantly connected Smart TV, push-of-the-button YouTube casting and a I’m only partially annoyed because I can control the playlist on my Smartphone, from the other-freakin’-room. So it really isn’t that hard to believe when Baby Center research says

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The Half-Assed Housewife’s Holiday Gift Guide

Well, here we are folks! It’s Freakin’ Chirstmas! My halls are fully decked, bells are jingled and all my candy canes are soaking in vodka. (seriously)  I’ve busted out my snow boots (even though its still in the damn 50’s here) and I’ve been tracking down the greatest shit I can think of to give this year. Yay!

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What to say to your children after the presidential election. 

I had joked to my 6 year old that when he woke up this morning the world would be on fire. I have no chill and no filter and a horrible sense of humor. Am I the Donald of my household? Maybe. I am also the political force in my household. Politics is my degree field, but more

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